Jeniece Alanis Ruthie Erin...Born 12/21/08 at 7:11pm
Updation:
Good Night To All the viewers....uh huh...TGIF 2morrow...gonna have a good weekend I hopesssss....anyways gonna watch some TV for a bit...and u all have urselves a nice nite.
Hello there....thot I would make a lil updationing on this HP...My day was simple, went to work till 4:30 and den came home now here I am sitting...Chatting with Scoob and Scrappy, those 2 NERDzzz for Life anyways...me I am resigning as Lord of The Nerds...I will move on to the next Department...Geek For Life hahahaha....Hello to you all out there...I saw cherish's message, cool lil girl of mine...hope to see her someday, but for now its all love in my heart for that special gift of minezzzz...well all in all this evening I will just relax on the couch and watch some TV....so u all have urselves a nice evening and good night!
HELLO CHERISH MOONIAS...Love you and Miss you
Humour Section:
Sleeping on the job
Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk
15. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
14. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to."
13. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper"
12. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"
11. "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"
10. "I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance"
9. "Actually I'm doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) I learned it at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend.
8. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress."
7. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
6. "The coffee machine is broken...."
5. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."
4. "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"
3. "Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!"
2. "I wasn't sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands."
AND THE #1 BEST THING TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:
"Amen"
The Aspiring Writer
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages
You know you are addicted to the Internet when...
- You actually wore a blue ribbon to protest the Communications Decency Act.
- You kiss your girlfriend's home page.
- Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom.
- Your eyeglasses have a web site burned in on them.
- You find yourself brainstorming for new subjects to search.
- You refuse to go to a vacation spot with no electricity and no phone lines.
- You finally do take that vacation, but only after buying a cellular modem and a laptop
- You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap...and your child in the overhead compartment.
- All your daydreaming is preoccupied with getting a faster connection to the net: cable modem...T1...T3.
- And even your night dreams are in HTML.
- You find yourself typing "com"after every period when using a word processor.com
- You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
- You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.
- Your heart races faster and beats irregularly each time you see a new WWW site address in print or on TV, even though you've never had heart problems before.
- You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved and you don't have a clue when it happened.
- You turn on your intercom when leaving the room so you can hear if new mail arrives.
- Your wife drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks like.
- All of your friends have an @ in their names.
- When looking at a page full of someone else's links, you notice all of them are already highlighted in purple.
- Your dog has its own home page.
- You've already visited all the links at Yahoo and you're halfway through Lycos. or [C]ontinue?
- You can't call your mother...she doesn't have internet.
- You realize there is not a sound in the house and you have no idea where your children are.
- You believe nothing looks sexier than a nude illuminated only by a 19 LCD.
- You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again.
- You have commandeered your teenager's phone line for the net and even his friends know not to call on his line anymore.
- You code your homework in HTML and give your instructor the URL.
- You don't know what sex your three of your closest friends are, because they have neutral nicknames and you never bothered to ask.
- You name your children Mozilla and Dotcom.
- You laugh at people with 56K modems.
- Your husband tells you he's had the beard for 2 months.
- You miss more than five meals a week downloading the latest games
- You start looking for hot HTML addresses in public restrooms.
- You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back to bed.
- You tell the cab driver you live at http://123.elm.street/house/bluetrim.html
- You actually try that 123.elm.street address.
- Your virtual girlfriend finds a new net sweetheart with a larger bandwidth.
- You tell the kids they can't use the computer because "Daddy's got work to do" and you don't even have a job.
- Your friends no longer send you e-mail...they just log on to your IRC channel.
- You buy a Captain Kirk chair with a built-in keyboard and mouse.
- Your wife makes a new rule: "The computer cannot come to bed."
- You are so familiar with the WWW that you find the search engines useless.
- You never have to deal with busy signals when calling your ISP... because you never log off.
- The last girl you picked up was only a jpeg.
- You put a pillow case over your laptop so your lover doesn't see it while you are pretending to catch your breath.
- You ask a plumber how much it would cost to replace the chair in front of your computer with a toilet.
- You forget what year it is.
- You start tilting your head sideways to smile.
- You turn on your computer and turn off your wife.
- Your wife says communication is important in a marriage...so you buy another computer so the two of you can chat.
Mark this on ur calenders:
Neskantaga "World Youth Day" Gospel Jamboree
Date: January 16 - 18, 2009
Place: To be Determined
Update: It is still happening!
More information will be posted on the Neskantaga Gospel Jamboree page, once the password can be retrieved.
Shouts:
My Daughter Cherish – Always #1 to me and missin u everyday…Luv u!
Mom and Dad – Thank you so much for the words and wisdom
Brothers (SDG, REV, OTTO MAN) & Families– Merry Christmas and have a good one.
Sisters (KAY_807 & Nodgie) – Luv u both and thanks for everything
My Cousins, Friends, Aunts, Uncles – Family all the way
My nieces and Nephews – Uncle is always there for u’zzzzzz
My ALIEN FRIEND – Thanks for being a good friend!
My friends
YOU – Thanks for dropping by!
